Can I Call my husband a bastard... is that politically correct

Kris (my bro) had to go the Okanagan Mtn. for work and invited Kevin along for the ride (I was working) A couple of months ago Dave took Makoto to one of his sites and I was like hey, ask me I'll forgo sleep for the heli ride. Now I'm feeling really green as Kevin beat me to the oportunity (with my own brother I'll add)